If a man can beat you, walk him.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

Avoid running at all times.

Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can happen. Tides can reverse; oceans can open. That's why they say, we don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.