I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Avoid running at all times.

When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.