I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.