You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.