Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.