As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.