I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.