The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.