The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Home is pretty utopian.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.