The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.