The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.