The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons