Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.