The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.