When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.