A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally