I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.