You can change only what people know, not what they do.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.