We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.