We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Home is pretty utopian.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.