The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there