The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.