In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.