In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.