For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.