For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.