The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.