The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

The best things in life are silly.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.