The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
Scott AdamsGod designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
Scott AdamsGreat minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
Scott AdamsYour best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
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