To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.