To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.