To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.