The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.