I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.