I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.