Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.