Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.

The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed, the children who are our future are good-looking, but they aren't all that bright. As dense as they might be, they will eventually notice that adults have spent all the money, spread disease, and turned the planet into a smoky, filthy ball of death. We're raising an entire generation of dumb, pissed-off kids who know where the handguns are kept. This is not a good recipe for a happy future.