Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech