The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

I try to avoid giving advice.