Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.