Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.