He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

My investments have been hurt.

I try to avoid giving advice.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.