He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.