Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.