Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.