If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.