If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo