I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day