Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.