Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.