Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.