Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.