I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.