I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.