I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then you’re doing that already. If it means to act like you’re exempt from society’s influence, that’s the worst advice in the world; you would probably stop bathing and wearing clothes. The advice to ‘be yourself’ is obviously nonsense. But our brains accept this tripe as wisdom because it is more comfortable to believe we have a strategy for life than to believe we have no idea how to behave.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.