The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.
Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.