Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.