Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.