Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

I'm primarily just an investor.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if "God" is the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected by the Internet?!!

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.