Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.