Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.