Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.
Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
When did ignorance become a point of view?