Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.