A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
I try to avoid giving advice.
Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.