The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.