The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.