The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.