Home is pretty utopian.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.