The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.