Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
I get mail; therefore I am.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.