Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.