No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.