No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

I get mail; therefore I am.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.