In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech