Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

I try to avoid giving advice.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.