I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.