When did ignorance become a point of view?

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).