I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.