When did ignorance become a point of view?

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.