I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.