Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.