Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!