Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.