Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.