Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.