When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?