We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.