We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's plenty of research about people having a baseline of happiness that doesn't vary much with circumstances. And given that happy people are typically optimistic, energetic, and fun to work with, I can see how happiness would lead to success.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day