Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.