Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print.